HAVE A SUPER FANTASTIC AWESOME SPLENDID AMAZING BIRTHDAY, MY COMPADRE!My dawg.
The Blaze Master.
The Stern Pokemon.
And any other name I missed. For realsies, though, I hope you enjoy being old and all of that. Grow a beard. Learn to ice skate.
Get married. Run over pedestrians. Learn how to walk on stilts. Streak through town. Throw a secret house party. Get in trouble for that party.
Because it's your day. YOLO. You Oughta Look Out. I'm missing something..."One time I helped out with an abuse program, and the lady asked for salt on her vegetables so I went to a table that had a bag of salt right next to these cute little fuzzy baby bushes and I poured the salt on her food and I was escorted out. I don't know why, though."