Number of posts: 14003 Age: 16 Registration date: 2011-08-04
Subject: Re: happy birthday!! Tue 27 Aug - 12:56
HAVE A SUPER FANTASTIC AWESOME SPLENDID AMAZING BIRTHDAY, MY COMPADRE!
My dawg. My Buh-Laze. The Blaze Master. BlazEEE. BLaze. Captain ABlazeica. The Stern Pokemon. BLAAAAAAAAAAZEEEEEEEEEEEH And any other name I missed. For realsies, though, I hope you enjoy being old and all of that. Grow a beard. Learn to ice skate. Ship Coltrina. Get married. Run over pedestrians. Learn how to walk on stilts. Streak through town. Throw a secret house party. Get in trouble for that party.
Because it's your day. YOLO. You Oughta Look Out. I'm missing something...
"One time I helped out with an abuse program, and the lady asked for salt on her vegetables so I went to a table that had a bag of salt right next to these cute little fuzzy baby bushes and I poured the salt on her food and I was escorted out. I don't know why, though." ~Weird Darian.