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PostSubject: and we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids [private]   2/25/2015, 4:55 pm

So Mr. D had gone to bed that night expecting to wake up just as grumpy as ever in the morning just as he normally did in this godforsaken camp -- but lo and behold, the Fates were always throwing the nastiest curveballs.

He was awakened that night by shouting in the distance, and then furious pounding on the door of the Big House that he really didn't care for -- so he turned over onto his side away from his door and tried to go back to sleep. And then Chiron burst in through the door wearing a nightshirt over his human torso and a blue nightcap, looking highly disgruntled and just the tiniest bit sleepy, his hair tousled and eyes droopy. Clearly he had been able to resist the urge to let those damned demigods destroy their tiny mortal hands against the door.

"They're at it again," the centaur half-sighed to him, gesturing for him to look outside. Dionysus rolled his eyes and sat up to squint out -- and there in the distance, thanks to his godly vision, he could see two blonde heads running around the cabin courtyard as floods of demigods were coming outside to see what was going on. By the slightest turn of his head, he saw in the most grotesque neon colors possible vulgar swear words painted on the sides of some of the cabins and parts of their roofs or sides broken in.

He scowled and looked back at his activities director. "What do you want me to do about it?"

Chiron just looked exasperated now. "Well, sir, my warnings never avail on the demititans -- I would expect no change in that now or ever, as long as they're in camp. But as we discussed, Lord Dionysus -- "

Mr. D waved his hand dismissively as he stood up to put on a decent pair of pants. His eyes were bloodshot with lack of sleep, a scowl spreading over his features as he searched around for some khakis he had been given by Ariadne last solstice. Goddamned kids. Only fifty more years here, fifty more and then he could go home.... "Yeah yeah. I know."

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Stella tossed the empty spray paint can over her shoulder and heard with a satisfying smack it hitting an Aphrodite boy straight in the nose. A shame it wasn't a sharp object, but she had to make do with what she had.

None of the other demititans besides Thea had shown up to vandalize the cabins that night, but she didn't care: the crisp night air and the clear starry night did wonders for her spirits, which had so often now been disappointed by the idiocy of everyone around her and the fact that all her old friends were gone. It had felt like old times, minus the people who had been with her then destroying all the cabins -- the thrill was certainly in mocking the demigods, who shot their arrows and tried to fight the two in vain. Stella easily was redirecting them back at the archers as she gloated on the roof of the Demeter cabin, contemplating what she should do to this one. Burn the plants? That would make them all cry, even though Stella hated smoke. She didn't have matches on her, though, but lightning could certainly....

Scanning the courtyard, she looked around for her partner-in-crime as a demigod began to climb up the side of the cabin on the vines; with the flick of her hand, she flung him off just as he reached the top of the wall. No fire? Well, she'd just have to make do with li--

The sudden revving of a car engine made her pause.

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PostSubject: Re: and we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids [private]   2/28/2015, 7:11 pm

Thea was finally giving herself up to one of her favorite activities: vandalizing.

Armed with two spray cans of different colors, she was ripping off the plants covering the Demeter cabin and spray-painting large letters on it forming words I couldn't tell otherwise I'd be perma-banned, censoring or not. Demonstratively standing on the flowerbeds circling the cabin, she breathed in the sour-sweet smell of fresh paint... damn, that brought back memories.
Thea hadn't even bothered to dress in discrete clothes: she had a vivid aqua top, ripped denim shorts, large spiked belt and a bunch of punk bracelets which tinkled and jiggled at every one of her movements.
A guy suddenly thumped on the ground next to Thea, flicked off the roof by the daughter of Ouranos. Stella and Thea may have their differences but she was starting to actually not hate her so much, I mean, at least she knew how to have fun.
Putting down the red spray, she passed a hand through her short hair and took out a blue one, retracing the outline of the words and watching a tiny bit of the new paint trickle down the wall.
Suddenly, the sound of a car made her jerk around. Who drove a car inside camp's walls, weren't those forbidden or something?
She looked up at Stella, who had also paused. "What was that?" she asked.


OOC: Mr D should totally turn them into squirrels or something xD

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PostSubject: Re: and we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids [private]   3/5/2015, 7:58 pm

The sudden pause gave way to an eye-roll as she looked down at Thea with her obnoxiously blue top and the spray paint cans they had stolen from the poorly-guarded Arts and Crafts cabin. The guy she had knocked off the roof was still lying there, groaning with his hands over his face, but the groan was hardly audible over the growing sound of the revving engine.

"Oh, that? Just Mr. D with his Hummer. He likes to threaten that he'll turn us into squirrels, run us over with it, but y'know, I never thought he'd actually go for it." In the distance, if Stella squinted just a bit, she could see the shape of the car by the Big House, slowly driving along the paths towards the cabin area. At the driving wheel was a very red-faced Mr. D -- much more than normal -- in a Hawaiian shirt, hair dishevelled and eyes still blinking away sleep. Was he gonna try to scare them off with a car? Maybe it was some modified thing Hephaestus had given him, armed with flamethrowers and nuclear missiles and all -- the sound of a revving engine wouldn't really have reached them otherwise. Hands on her hips, Stella watched it speed up as it rounded a bend, maybe a hundred yards from the entrance of the cabin courtyard, with an amused expression. "[bleep]y paint job, too. Didn't know he was in to flames."

It wasn't scaring off the demititans, obviously, but the other kids looked like they were about to piss their pants: into their cabins they fled, carrying away their wounded or their faint-of-heart or their overly-stubborn cabinmates who really wanted to bash the girls' heads in. (Would they succeed given the chance? Obviously not.) It took about two minutes for the demigods to clear out thanks to the looming threat of Mr. D and his now-not-so-distant Hummer, and about twenty seconds later the car pulled in smoothly to the courtyard, parked, and then the god rolled down his window.

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What a sucky night to be out. Wasn't it past these girls' bedtime?

Mr. D hadn't driven the old car, gift of Hephaestus and Athena, in years because the nymphs had complained to Demeter about how much pollution it caused and then the old lady had put him in a headlock until he promised to only use it in times of dire need. (She was strong, holy Hades, and a little too dedicated to nature if he could say so himself.)

He needn't go into detail of where and how he had hidden it for all those years, but when it had started up behind the Big House he had rejoiced -- it still looked brand-new, with all the buttons shining like it had never been collecting dust at all. Little revs to the engine to make sure those brats in the courtyard heard and off he went, driving slow to avoid the grass and to keep from crashing into trees. Still sleepy, he was pretty damned pissed about being woken up at whatever unholy hour this was to go deal with Thing 1 and Thing 2. He thought this vandalism thing they did had ended years ago, but with the sudden influx of new demititans, maybe the Old Guard had gotten confident enough to resume.

Took all of two minutes to drive into the courtyard, roll down the window, and scowl at the two girls. Both were blonde, one was on the roof and the other was on the ground spray-painting the side of the Demeter cabin. The one on the ground was clearly new, but he knew Stella Acerbi a bit too well.

"What d'you think you're doing at this [bleep]ing hour?" he growled at them, honking his horn for emphasis. Thanks to Hephaestus' modifications, it sounded about five times as loud as it normally would be. Stella scowled, shaking her head. "Get back into your damned cabin before I turn you into squirrels and run you over. Be good girls, do something more productive with your lives. It's [bleep]ing one in the morning."

The one on the roof was sneering at the god now, which infinitely pissed him off even more. Damned demititans, thinking they owned the place -- but he'd show them, he'd show them all right. "You're sure full of hot air, Dionysus. Go for it."

And he certainly would.

[ooc: will turn them into squirrels after yer post]

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PostSubject: Re: and we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids [private]   3/6/2015, 5:09 am

In the blink of an eye, the courtyard was empty of all lingering demigods, satyrs and nymphs, leaving only the snoring sound of the Humvee, growing closer and closer. Thea kept spray-painting as if she didn't hear anything, focused on her wall art -- well, if you can call that art.

The Humvee came to a stop next to the Demeter cabin and the window rolled down, revealing a very angry Mr D. Purple flames danced in his eyes but Thea wasn't intimidated -- after years of battling for Titans, a puny Olympian god wouldn't scare her. Even if they had won the war.

"I think it's past your bedtime, Dio. Isn't Ariadne waiting for you? Oh wait -- she is. You just can't see her because your dumb ass cheated on her and is now stuck here. I forgot." She shook a can of red paint and resumed spraying the wall. "Would be cool if every person who cheated on their partner had to spend fifty years in a shthole like this," she continued in a musing tone. "Olympian justice is often bullsht but Zeus actually had a good idea on this one."

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PostSubject: Re: and we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids [private]   3/14/2015, 10:32 pm

[ooc: whoops sorry for the really late and crappy reply. also: they will be cute little squirrels in cute little outfits that will shrink/expand w/ them]

Well, there was no turning back for them now, was there? Could never reason with those demititans, really, but he hadn't expected them to yield so easily. Not a problem for him personally. He had his ways, even if the other gods found his discipline style rather... impractical. And cruel at times.

With a yawn, Mr. D leaned back into the seat and snapped his fingers -- and then the thing happened almost instantly.

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Stella wasn't really sure what had happened; one minute she was chuckling at what Thea had said and then turning back to leap over to the Ares cabin's barbed-wired roof, and then the next she was feeling a little too warm and lightheaded, making her a little unsteady on her feet. She swayed for a second and tried to shake her heads, get her bearings back,, and then -- suddenly it seemed like the roof was getting too close to her face and her skin was prickling, burning almost painfully for what felt like an eternity as she fell to her knees, basically spasming in pain as she tried to go into fetal position. Like some weird full-body cramp.

And then for a brief moment she seemingly almost blacked out before leaping back up to attention, the pain gone but now feeling slightly... small. And uncomfortably warm.

She reached up to rub her face -- and stared down at two furry brown paws.

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