Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

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Loyal Member Number of posts: 2513 Age: 16 Registration date: 2011-05-28

[19:44:19] Samrenango : The one who must not be named..
[19:44:36] Shannie : Voldemort?

I change mine!

well............

when I free styled against kevin my best line "you think your getting girls but there just taking pity" that line made my cousins laugh.or when I was messing with kevin and used katayo as a human shield.

Loyal Member Number of posts: 2868 Age: 14 Registration date: 2011-12-21

Some friends and I were playing Charadium, a game like Pictionary.

Friend #1 starts to draw a bus
Friend #2: Horse? House? Window?!
Me: Factory? Wait... Is that Chuck Norris?!
Friend #1: No...

We were trying to guess the Katy Perry song my Orchestra Teacher saw this morning:

Friend: Was it Teenage Dream?
Teacher: No...that wasn't it.
Friend 2: The One that Got Away?
Teacher: No...
Me: Hold up. Was it Last Friday Night?
Teacher: No I listened to it this morning at 6:00 A.M. on VH1!

lol does anyone get it.

http://illneverletugo.tumblr.com/post/15913014785
i have nothing against justin bieber ~~i like him actually~~
but just LISTEN

Experienced Member Number of posts: 7016 Registration date: 2009-12-26

[09:45:53] Grape of Wrath joined the chat on Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:45 am
[09:46:08] Grape of Wrath : Ohhey! It's me!
[09:46:14] Grape of Wrath : Well hai thar me!
[09:46:26] Grape of Wrath : Lol shut up you annoy me.
[09:46:29] Grape of Wrath : BUT I AM YOU!
[09:46:33] Grape of Wrath : HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
[09:46:57] Grape of Wrath : It just does. Now shut up you're giving me a migraine.
[09:47:12] Grape of Wrath : But...This is a chatbox. We aren't even speaking out loud.
[09:47:21] Grape of Wrath : MIGRAINE! Now shut up.
[09:47:29] Grape of Wrath : I will never shut up.
[09:47:34] Grape of Wrath : Oh yes you will, child.
[09:47:37] Grape of Wrath : NO I WON'T.
[09:47:40] Grape of Wrath : YES YOU WILL.

...I don't even know anymore...

Last edited by Chameleon on 1/29/2012, 9:32 pm; edited 1 time in total

Soni and I were posting, and she thought Gidget was an animal.

[21:27:28] @ Sonica Kagemiya : I THOUGHT GIDGET WAS AN ANIMAL
[21:27:30] @ Sonica Kagemiya : SDFSDFKSLDJFS
[21:27:32] Chameleon : IDIOT
[21:27:35] Chameleon : DARLA IS AN ANIMAK
[21:27:37] Chameleon : *ANIMAL
[21:27:38] @ Sonica Kagemiya : rita can we pretend that didn't happen
[21:27:45] Chameleon : Yes we can
[21:27:48] Chameleon : You're so stupid soni.
[21:27:55] @ Sonica Kagemiya : okay deleting posts
[21:28:02] Chameleon : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:28:08] Chameleon : I am seriously dying right now.
[21:28:22] @ Sonica Kagemiya : we are to never speak of this again
[21:28:35] @ Sonica Kagemiya : and dont eVEN PUT IT IN THE EPIC TOPIC
[21:28:37] Chameleon : Oh im gonna bring it up.
[21:28:44] Chameleon : OH GOOD IDEA

I'm still dying.

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omg so i was at the gym, and this seriously happened i swear sakjghasg

guy: *lifting weights* one..urgh....two..urgh...three
girl: *walks pass guy*
guy: *sees girl walking by, then starts to lift weights faster* five hundred and one...five hundred and two...five hundred and three...

Haiden wrote:

omg so i was at the gym, and this seriously happened i swear sakjghasg

guy: *lifting weights* one..urgh....two..urgh...three
girl: *walks pass guy*
guy: *sees girl walking by, then starts to lift weights faster* five hundred and one...five hundred and two...five hundred and three...

[16:21:06] @ Sonica Kagemiya : If he's going to start talking about what the bible says, you better come back at him with, "If we have to go by the bible, then we have to kill every single/virgin/divorced person.

~I LOVE YOU SONI. Aand your failures.

Experienced Member Number of posts: 7016 Registration date: 2009-12-26

So, I check my messages on my phone, and I see this:

"HEY YOU YES YOU ARE YOU A LILA *my last name here* YOU ARE YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? YOU HAVE A FACE. NOW GUESS WHO THIS IS. I'M TEXTING WITH MY DAD'S PHONE BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO GET MY OWN."

~~If you're reading this, hai Dassy =3~~

Dedicated Member Number of posts: 1330 Age: 12 Registration date: 2011-12-09

On Facebook Chat. . .

Friend: *blows rasberry*

Me: *blows up*

Friend: What?

Friend: Ohhhhh HAHAHAHAH! I GET IT!

Staff Member Number of posts: 17687 Age: 13 Registration date: 2010-01-16

[20:35:56] TkeleChoG : /forever alone
[20:36:08] @ Sonica Kagemiya : /never alone
[20:36:12] @ Chuck : Why, Cho?
[20:36:14] @ Sonica Kagemiya : :troll face:
[20:36:21] Aleera : Oook... Got it
[20:36:22] @ Sonica Kagemiya : damnit I didn't do it right xD;
[20:36:25] @ Chuck : lol Soni.
[20:36:32] Aleera : Tom, wana post?
[20:36:33] @ Sonica Kagemiya : :trollface:
[20:36:33] Theseus12 : for you children of today are childen of the grave, yeah!
[20:36:41] @ Sonica Kagemiya : what was the thingy sjkhdfsdfsd
[20:36:42] TkeleChoG : It was a joke, as you and Tom were "loving on each other"
[20:36:44] @ Chuck : iwanttophnow.
[20:36:45] @ Sonica Kagemiya : ignore me xD;
[20:36:51] @ Chuck : andiforgottoaskkenny.
[20:36:56] @ Chuck : *headdesk*
[20:36:59] TkeleChoG : :Trollface:
[20:37:08] TkeleChoG : :TrollFace:
[20:37:21] Psychopath :
[20:37:26] Psychopath : xD
[20:37:29] TkeleChoG :
[20:37:33] Theseus12 : *pats chucks shoulder* ther, there...
[20:37:40] TkeleChoG : it's : troll :
[20:37:41] Theseus12 : *there
[20:37:47] Theseus12 :
[20:37:52] @ Sonica Kagemiya : :troll?
[20:37:54] @ Sonica Kagemiya : omfg
[20:37:57] @ Sonica Kagemiya :
[20:38:02] Psychopath : xDDDD
[20:38:02] @ Sonica Kagemiya : yAY
[20:38:17] Aleera : Lol
[20:38:25] @ Sonica Kagemiya : hay you learn something new everyday
[20:38:25] Aleera : Trololololol
[20:38:34] @ Chuck : lol
[20:38:46] @ Chuck : yknow you could have just clicked on it in the smilies, Soni.
[20:39:29] Theseus12 : moo moo moosic
[20:39:32] Aleera : Posted
[20:39:39] @ Chuck : hunger...
[20:39:52] Kiara joined the chat on Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:39 pm
[20:39:54] Aleera : Moo moo moo moo moo baaa moo moo moo
[20:40:05] Kiara : making cupcakes bleh
[20:40:06] @ Tom the Salmon : Why world why? Why do you send a demon to paradise? Why do you want to make the world cry?
[20:40:06] @ Chuck : Hey Amy.
[20:40:07] @ Sonica Kagemiya : what
[20:40:17] Aleera : Dumb sheep! Ur not a cow! Lol
[20:40:18] @ Sonica Kagemiya : i'm so slow at things skjdhfsjdfks OTL

I can never win otl

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Member Number of posts: 943 Registration date: 2012-02-06

I was walking out of the cafeteria with my friends and I somehow tripped over a chair.

Experienced Member Number of posts: 5261 Age: 13 Registration date: 2010-01-08

Today I was at a chess tournament (shut up my mom made me go) and a weird Chinese kid was talking to himself while he was staring at me. I threw a chess piece at him, and I missed so I ran away.

lol i was in the chess club before xD

don't you guys think its hilarious when this happens:

person: *logs in cbox* HEY EVERYONE!
everyone: *silent*
another person: *logs in*
everyone: omg hello i love you im so glad you came on i swear i was waiting for you all day ugh plz sign my child.

Experienced Member Number of posts: 5261 Age: 13 Registration date: 2010-01-08

Omg Haiden that happens to me all the time.

[02:25:38] Chameleon joined the chat on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:25 am
[02:31:08] Chameleon : Oh my Brian I spent like 5 minutes trying to come up with something amazing to say and I forgot it piasfshgjwrghed'urghekrg
[02:31:17] Chameleon : Brian=Marilyn Manson.
[02:31:22] Chameleon : Marilyn Manson=GOD!
[02:31:26] Chameleon : So... OH MY BRIAN
[02:31:46] Chameleon : La la la la la la la la la la la la
[02:31:49] Chameleon : RAWRIMADINO
[02:32:01] Chameleon : OH MY GALOSHES YOUR A DINO?????
[02:32:25] Chameleon : Why yes, I am a dino
[02:32:35] Chameleon : IM AFRAID OF DINOS!!!
[02:32:41] * Chameleon eats Chameleon
[02:32:43] Chameleon : CHOMP
[02:32:48] Chameleon : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM EATEN
[02:32:54] Chameleon : MUAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:33:18] Chameleon : IM FLOATING IN STOMACH ACID OAFHKSFH!!!!!!! AHHH ITS BURNING ME OIJFIJFEF *died*
[02:33:30] Chameleon : YES!!! BURN IN MY STOMACH ACID B*TCH
[02:33:49] Chameleon : Okay I need to stop drinking caffeine at night.
[02:33:58] Chameleon : KNEGJESBGE I SNEEZED AND IT WOKE UP MY CAT
[02:34:02] Chameleon : Okay.
[02:34:08] Chameleon : Good night strange brain
[02:34:10] Chameleon has logged off the chat on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:34 am
[02:34:11] Chameleon joined the chat on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:34 am
[02:34:14] Chameleon : WAIT
[02:34:24] Chameleon : I forgot to say goodnight to you.
[02:34:29] Chameleon : Goodnight
[02:34:37] Chameleon : Goodnight!
[02:34:44] Chameleon : Goodnight!
[02:34:55] Chameleon : Nighty night!
[02:35:00] Chameleon : Sigh
[02:35:05] Chameleon has logged off the chat on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:35 am
[02:35:06] Chameleon joined the chat on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:35 am
[02:35:13] Chameleon : STILL NOT SLEEPY
[02:35:15] Chameleon : Wait yes I am
[02:35:24] Chameleon : Thats why I left in the first place.
[02:35:47] Aleera MegaGirl joined the chat on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:35 am
[02:36:06] Aleera MegaGirl : .... Rita?
[02:36:50] Chameleon : HIIIII
[02:37:00] Chameleon : Don't read my conversation with myself...

Loyal Member Number of posts: 3460 Age: 12 Registration date: 2011-11-13

My class gets dismissed to go home.
So we all start going down the "UP" staircase.
There was a dean.
She started yelling at us, and then asked us who was our homeroom teacher, and that we had to go back to class. So we turned around, and went back to him, who was across the hallway. The dean told him what happened. He then started fake-yelling at us, too, even if it was him throughout the whole time who made us go down the up staircase.
lololol.

Senior Member Number of posts: 2363 Age: 14 Registration date: 2011-11-12

This was me after singing at the Kennedy Center for the Kennedy Center Honors thing:
Me: Okay, bye Callan!
Callan McAuliffe: Bye Mandy.
Screaming fangirls: CALLAN MCAULIFFE I LOVE YOU BEAR MY CHILDREN I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD
Me: Chill out, he's backstage.
Screaming fangirls: *silence*
Me: *gets on bus* OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT I MET CALLAN FREAKING MCAULIFFE OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT KATHY HOLY SH--

Dedicated Member Number of posts: 1385 Age: 19 Registration date: 2010-11-19

Ok, so I'm in Culinary Class at a Job Corps. Chef (our Teacher) is calling out trivia questions(cookig related of course), and a Completer named Rachel kept answering before any new kids could so much as answer. Chef finally got annoyed and asked for some Duct Tape. I'm a major Red-Green show fan, and never go anywhere without at least one roll of Duct Tape(hell, I've got one at the Ready right now).
the funny part: I pulled some out.
The Funnier Part:Some kids took it.
The Funniest Part:

Spoiler:
	THEY USED IT!!!!

Loyal Member Number of posts: 2868 Age: 14 Registration date: 2011-12-21

[11:09:13] Samrenango joined the chat on Mon 20 Feb 2012 - 11:09
[11:10:33] Samrenango : I have a pet stuffy penguin named Wobble Bobble.
[11:10:48] Samrenango : He is the color of my font.
[11:11:09] Samrenango : He has dark blue flippers, and underneath one is a green mark.
[11:11:16] Samrenango : He is short, cute, and round.
[11:11:30] Samrenango : When you bounce him, he will bounce back to you.
[11:11:33] Samrenango : He can bounce.
[11:12:02] Samrenango : He is from... Europe or Asia, where my friend got him.
[11:12:10] Samrenango : Has anybody seen him?
[11:12:30] Samrenango : Oh! There you are! I missed you!
[11:13:03] Samrenango : Wobble Bobble takes out a piece of blue ice from nowhere and nibbles on it, innocently.
[11:13:17] Samrenango : Where have you been?
[11:13:42] Samrenango : Hungary, he says.
[11:14:02] Samrenango : ... We are leaving, this instant, Wobble!
[11:14:15] Samrenango : Nooo, he cries!
[11:14:17] Samrenango : We leave.
[11:14:58] Samrenango : True story. No seriously?
[11:15:01] Samrenango : Yes.
[11:15:10] Samrenango : I have a penguin with that description.
[11:16:52] Samrenango : Then I drag out Wobble Bobble.
[11:17:04] Samrenango : No, please, don't!
[11:17:21] Samrenango : He cries.
[11:17:48] Samrenango : The chat box is my home! He states.
[11:18:08] Samrenango : I bring out a piece of tomato, then Wobble smiles wide, and follows me out.
[11:18:18] Samrenango : I give him the tomato and he nibbles it happily.
[11:18:33] Samrenango : Hehe. Good penguin.

Since you can't see the color of my words... It is This color. Well, close enough to it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cZO9tMetxno

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So my iPod died, and I plug it in to the charger.

Me: Waits for iPod to gain 1% of battery while my mom is next to me, borrowing my iPad.

Mom -Hmm... I wonder what hairstyle would look good on me.
Mom: Takes her sweet time.

Me: Frustrated about my iPod.
Me- COME ON HURRY UP!

Mom-Is that how you talk to your mom?!

Me-I was talking to my iPod...

Mom-Mmhmm.