Okay. So we just switched around my living room furtanture. It's completly different. So my friend walks in. She hasn't been to my house in a few mounths. Well call her Mary.

Mary: *Walks in* Hey everybody!
Me: Hey Mary!

Then litarally about an hour and a half passes.

Mary: *Walks past living room* "OH MY GOSH! YOU CHANGED YOUR LIVING ROOM!

Me: *Face-palm* YOU JUST NOTICED!?

And during after this one, I just couldn't stop laughing.

Me: Hey, you wanna watch my movie?
My friend: Yeah! Do you have Dispicable Me?
Me: Maybe it's on Netflix. Lemmy check. *Looks for it on my Wii* Nope. That don't have it.
My friend: Try another movie.
Me: *Looks for another movie.* Nope they don't have that either.
After about an hour of looking for movies. (NO KIDDING)
Me: Oh that's right! I have Dispicable Me on DVD!
My friend: *Facepalm.*

At school, the fire alarm when off, with one large deep sound, as if some one exploded. So of coarse my friend has to say, "Oh, sorry, I had to many beans last night."

My brother and I were talking about Phineas and Ferb.
My brother: I kinda feel bad for Isabella.....
Me: Yeah/ Me two. There's another love thing that's not working on that show.
My brother: Yeah......Ferb and Vanassa. Then there's Isabella and Phineas. Candace and Jeremy are working out, okay, though.
Me: Yeah.
My brother: That's nice.
Me: I don't think Phineas and Isabella would work out though..... :/
My brother: WHAT!? YOU SAW THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE!
Me: But she might end up with Ferb! You never know.
My brother: But Ferb and Vanassa should be together!
Me: I don't know. Isabella/Phineas just might not work.
My brother: Oh my gosh. What is wrong with us? We need to stop watching this show.
Me: Agreed.

lolz maddy....

Friend-what time is it?
Me-time ta party *Starts dancing like a idiot*
Friend-Stop!!
Me-Why
Friend-Cause your gonna embarres your family tree and me
Me-oh thats ok I don't have a tree in my family, nor do i know anyone named me
Friend-*facepalms*
Me-*continues dancing*
Friend-*gets up slowly and walks away*
My brother-Why do I even bother with you??

LOl!!
Me: What if I ran away? That would be fun.
My friend: You wouldn't last a day.
Me: Is that a challenge?
My friend: See, that's exactlly why you wouldn't last a day by yourself!
Me: I don't know. I sence a bit of dare in your voice!
My friend: *Facepalm*

Me and my friend (amywerewolf2398) went to cedar point yesterday and while we were on 2 rides,Gemini and another one i cannot think of,we started singing Dynamite by Taio Cruz (i think thats how you spell his name) and i think we got the whole car singing on the Gemini.We also sung the Tik Tok Parady by thecomputernerd.
Another thing that happened there (hope no employes are on here),me and another friend,that was hanging out with us,found a Despicable Me Minion in the claw machine and all we had to do was

Spoiler:
	bang the side of the machine a bit to make it come into the bin thing

.But i let her have it since all of us had something and she didnt.Besides ive got a giant one named Steve.

It was the mine ride and it was awesome!! one of our friends was yelling at us to knock it off it was hilarious!!!!!

Nicosgirlfriend : I tan okay

[13:49:30] @ Amy The Princess : I tan like my dad though and he's super darl

[13:49:34] @ Amy The Princess : darki

[13:49:34] Kittycatjam25 : One and a while I get a little bit of sun burn across my nose.

[13:49:42] Kittycatjam25 : My sister said it was just "Cute" though.

[13:49:51] @ Rory : my mom hates it when i get darker.

[13:50:45] @ Amy The Princess : dakr*

[13:50:49] @ Amy The Princess : DARK*

[13:50:57] Kittycatjam25 : Lol.. xD

[13:50:58] * Amy The Princess headdesks

One link says it all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qf8zeZyIhk

It could be epic, or it could be a fail, depending if you have a sense of humor. My sense of humor tells me IT'S THE BEST DANG VIDEO EVER AND IT GAVE ME THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE.

My Mom: Kat, what do you want for breakfast?
Me: Can I please have some French toast?
My Mom: No. We're out of bread. Sorry.
Me: Oh. Okay......Can I cinnoman toast?
My Mom: No. That's made with bread....which we are out of.
Me: Oh right, right. Then just gimmy a piecea toast.
My mom: *Facepalm.*




[10:10:54] Fighter101 has joined the chat on Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:10 am

[10:11:00] Fighter101 : guess whos back?

[10:11:19] Fighter101 : Hi hi

[10:11:23] Kittycatjam25 : OOHOOHH!

[10:11:25] Kittycatjam25 : I KNOW THIS!

[10:11:33] Kittycatjam25 : ELMO!|

[10:11:40] Kittycatjam25 : IT'S ELMO, RIGHT!?!?!?!?

[10:11:43] Kittycatjam25 : RIGHT!?

[10:11:45] Fighter101 : No, guess again!

[10:12:14] Kittycatjam25 : OOOH! UMMMM!!!!!!!! IT'S MERPHY!!!

[10:12:19] Kittycatjam25 : (Whoever that is)

[10:12:25] Fighter101 : No, one more time!

[10:12:43] Kittycatjam25 : VICTORIA FRICKEN JUSTICE!

smooth.......this happened on a chatbox on another site

shadow-GUESS WHAT I DID!!!!!!!
develd-what?
shadow-you gotta guess!!!!!!!!!
Me-you slept in a hole? like my brother did last night
shadow-no I ate something and pilot once again your brother has issues
me-i know
develd-um smoothie?
Me-beer??
shadow no and PILOT NO n-o no
me-ok just makin' sure
D13-um food?
shadow-odviously it was food or i would be dead
me-im out of guesses
shadow-COFFEE I TRIED COFFEE AND NOW IM ALL HYPER!!!!!!!
me-awesome.......now i want coffee
D13-same *drinks coffee*
devild-I WANT COFFEE TO!!!!!!

and this kinda went on for another half hour..............its also not exact

Okay this was between me and my little sister. (Kittycatjam25)
Me: kat! Come here!
Kat: what is it, Winkie?
Me: i have to tell you somthing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
katt: wat??????
me: can't you see that im the one who understands you? ive been here all along here all along why can't you see? YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
KAT: *SCReams and runs out
me: IT'S A SONG, YOU STUPIDFACE!!!!!

Just spent like an hour and a half reading all the fails.

*Having a life fail.*

[19:23:51] Fighter101 : PEOPLE, COME IN THE CHAT BOX, PLEASE!!!!

[19:24:07] Fighter101 : WAIT, NEVERMIND, YOU CAN'T SEE ME, GO ON WITH YOUR LIVES!

[19:24:30] Fighter101 : DON'T FREEKING JUDGE ME!

[19:26:01] Fighter101 : COLOURFUL!

[19:26:10] Fighter101 : NOW I'M BRITTISH

[19:26:15] Fighter101 : NEVERMIND

[19:26:38] Fighter101 : CAPS!

[19:26:41] Fighter101 : nevermind

[19:26:51] Fighter101 : My phone is is freeking french

[19:27:04] Fighter101 : I like to use the freeking word freeking

[19:27:47] Fighter101 : I'm not freeking fluffy

[19:27:55] Fighter101 : I'm freeking FUZZY!

And that is once again how I am crazy.

Tehehehe

User: Don't blink.

Cleverbot: Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.

User: They are fast.

Cleverbot: Faster than you think.

User: Don't turn your back.

Cleverbot: Don't look away.

User: And don't blink.

Cleverbot: Good luck.

Okay Ellie, that's epic!

Really?

Me: Hey. Let's go play softball in the backyard.
Kat (My little sister. A.K.A. Kittycatjam25): Kay..
*We both go outside*
Me: Throw it, Kat!
Kat: Okie dokie, Winkie. *Throws the ball*
Me: *I catch it* *Throw it at her* *Ball goes over the fence.*
My cranky neighbor: OUCH!

LOL!! She was SO mad about it too! We ran inside instintly! x3

Hey! I'll tell you, that ball hurt. Just saying.

What? No. My cranky neighbor is a 56 year old woman!

Oh....

*headdesk*

Lol!!