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Post by Blue on 5/11/2015, 11:31 am

Haha.. I was there for that @George'sJobComment.

Morgans Donkey comment though!



Okay... so now for a epic fail by.. me...

[13:52:13] L joined the chat on Mon 11 May - 13:52
[13:52:22] @ L : Greetings peasants.
[13:52:48] communist : hi josh
[13:53:39] ∆▀lue : Josh, I am officially calling you my father.
[13:53:42] ∆▀lue : http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tumblr_lgzkmzcwf01qetrcp.gif
[13:54:52] @ L : Whoa whoa whoa, I think Id remember if I had a child.
[13:55:02] ∆▀lue : I'm adopted.
[13:55:12] ∆▀lue : The reason I am, you have grounded me. Deal with it.
[13:56:50] George Wilson : Replied bae.
[13:57:02] ∆▀lue : *hugs* Checking.
[13:57:21] * George Wilson hugs back
[13:57:47] @ L : But... I didnt sign up for a child D:
[13:58:47] George Wilson : then unground her :P
[14:01:58] ∆▀lue : #HaleyForDomination2k15.
[14:02:30] ∆▀lue : Tbh, Josh is the father. I'm adopted. Currently grounded. Oh, and Lindsey and Morgan is my mom so.. Like.. have fun with that.
[14:04:14] ∆▀lue : There is no explanation for me.
[14:04:50] @ L : WHOA WHOA WHOA
[14:04:51] @ L : NO
[14:04:57] @ L : I am not having a relation to Morgan there
[14:05:00] @ L : Too far
[14:05:19] George Wilson : Wait.
[14:05:24] George Wilson : l'm confused
[14:05:50] @ L : So am I
[14:06:02] ∆▀lue : *sighs*
[14:06:15] ∆▀lue : I'm adopted.
[14:06:29] George Wilson : l know that.
[14:06:42] @ L : Not by me you're not.
[14:06:44] @ L : I didn't sign up for this.
[14:06:51] @ L : It was not part of becoming admin.
[14:07:12] ∆▀lue : Morgan and Lindsey are the Biological parents. Josh adopted me. He grounded me. I'm pissed. And as Urban dictionary would have it, I am a spontaneous combustion of physcotic confusion.
[14:07:13] George Wilson : lol
[14:07:21] George Wilson : Woah
[14:07:29] @ L : I am not adopting you. Go back to your mothers xD
[14:07:40] George Wilson : How are Morgan and Lindsey biological parents?
[14:07:54] communist has been disconnected on Mon 11 May - 14:07 (session timeout)
[14:07:54] George Wilson : And why the hell leave our home?!
[14:07:55] @ L : Though I think I want the name Father now... Maybe I should change my name to Father...
[14:08:13] @ L : Well George. Morgan has a secret, (s)he usually hides it.
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by jake. on 5/29/2015, 10:40 am

[09:35:54] Lindsey Callaghan : I'm going to go, bbl bye
[09:35:56] Lindsey Callaghan has logged off the chat on Fri 29 May - 9:35
[09:37:29] jake. : adios lindsex
[09:37:31] jake. : omg
[09:37:34] jake. : wtf
[09:37:37] jake. : *LINDSEY

screw u keyboard! (pun absolutely intended)

<.< á á>.>:
i don't need to censor sex right? oops.
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Doug The Turtle on 11/8/2015, 6:25 pm

[18:22:09] Doug The Turtle : guys
[18:22:10] Rhyolo : *inserts meme about frozens first time in forever
[18:22:25] Doug The Turtle : we were pulling into the driveway in our only car when we got home
[18:22:32] Doug The Turtle : and i asked where the car was
[18:22:35] Sienna joined the chat on Sun Nov 08, 2015 6:22 pm
[18:22:40] Sienna : essay writing is hard
[18:22:45] @ lucifer rigby : SIENNA
[18:22:46] Doug The Turtle : and then my mom just slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and look
[18:22:49] @ lucifer rigby : good job luke
[18:22:50] Rhyolo : do any of you want to burn your ear off?
[18:22:50] Sienna : LILA
[18:22:59] Doug The Turtle : thank you lila
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Milocross on 11/8/2015, 6:28 pm

is rhyolo asking someone to burn their ear off the fail
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Post by Mixtape:R on 11/8/2015, 6:44 pm

my mixtape does that yo
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Marty on 12/4/2015, 3:21 am

Today I put my trolling skills to the test:

Le me: Hey, I heard they made this test to determine between a guy who has mental issues and a normal conscious guy: they lead the guy out into a pool, where they give him a spoon and a bowl and tells him to remove all of the water from the pool. So, what would you choose?

Le friend: That's easy! *snaps finger* You would pick the bowl because it is bigger.

Le me: *laughs* Idiot! A conscious guy would pull the plug at the bottom of the pool

TROLL SUCCESS

And then I went to my extra class in English (we had like 3 kids), and we knew that we were gonna be questioned, so we planned a troll:

Le teacher: Okay, so I'm gonna ask all of you a question and you'll have to answer simultaneously, okay?

Le students: Okay

Le teacher: What is the first step in planning your writing of an IELTS essay?

Le students: SIMULTANEOUSLY

Planned TROLL SUCCESS
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Leo on 12/21/2015, 12:29 am

[07:43:47] * Leo activated the chat magnet
[08:02:22] Leo has been disconnected on Mon 21 Dec - 8:02 (session timeout)
[08:21:55] Leo joined the chat on Mon 21 Dec - 8:21
[08:23:04] * Leo activated the chat magnet once more. "You'd better work you piece of s#!*."
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Marty on 12/28/2015, 12:36 am

[06:45:54 28/12/2015] Spock : anyways

[06:46:07 28/12/2015] Spock : KHAN IS AWAY

[06:46:19 28/12/2015] * Spock exits while saying "KHAN IS AWAY"

[06:48:01 28/12/2015] Lindsey Callaghan : then there were two

[06:48:18 28/12/2015] Spock : naahhh

[06:49:11 28/12/2015] Spock : THE WRATH OF KHAN IS BACK
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Milocross on 12/28/2015, 3:52 pm

the other night i dreamt that i sat in frozen yogurt
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Marty on 1/30/2016, 11:11 am

So, my teacher is such a horrible mentor I suspect I can even outrank her. (I got a C1 and she got a B1 or lower) I often harass her under my breath. So this was what happened today.

John O'Brien: Good morning class
Class: Good morning teacher.
Me: Good morning teacher. *murmurs* Why aren't you dead?
John O'Brien: Right. Now, open book and look at about page 59
Me: *continues to murmur* It's "open the book to page 59", idiot
John O'Brien: *sees other kids chattering* I hear noise. Today I give you zero mark.
Me: *burts out laughing* GODDAMIT. *smashes hand on table* I give you zero mark, AHAAHA
John O'Brien *curls lip downwards* Khan, you smile my mistake?
Class + Me: *laughs that echoes out into the whole hallway* YOU SMILE MY MISTAKE. WHAT IS THAT, VINGLISH? (Vietnamese + English)
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Post by Milocross on 1/30/2016, 5:50 pm

Are you making fun of your teacher because she's Vietnamese and doesn't speak English as well as you?
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Post by Marty on 1/30/2016, 6:49 pm

Exactly. And because her attitude and the way she treats her student is unacceptable. She's mean
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Kid Kirbeh on 2/6/2016, 12:53 pm

Okay so I was playing Kid Icarus Uprising, and in Chapter 19 there's this tower you have to go up. And so, there's this one part where there's like a wind and narrow passageways and NO INVISIBLE WALLS TO KEEP YOU FROM FALLING.

Me: GO RUN I'M ALMOST THERE

Le wind: LOL NOPE

Pit: *falls*

Me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOW I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR THE FIVE THOUSANDTH TIME

500 years later...

Me: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Le wind: NOOOOOOOOOPE

Pit: *falls and dies*

Game: Goes from 6.0 intensity to 5.0

Me: SCREW THIS GAME *respawns anyways*

2 eons later... (in the same Chapter)

Me: Hey look an intensity g- *sees it's 6.0 intensity* FUU-

Game: mwahaha
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Mixtape:R on 12/19/2016, 1:10 pm

[13:00:10] Mixtape:R joined the chat on Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:00 pm

[13:02:15] * Mixtape:R eats a taco

[13:02:57] * Mixtape:R is lonely

[13:03:04] * Mixtape:R has nobody

[13:04:32] Mixtape:R : welp

[13:04:56] Mixtape:R : i am just talking to my self like a crazy old nut

[13:05:32] Mixtape:R : why doesn't any one get on the chat any more

[13:06:18] Mixtape:R : i remember when there was barely a moment when no one was on the chat

[13:06:28] Mixtape:R : those were the good old days

[13:06:40] Mixtape:R : where have they gone

[13:07:07] Mixtape:R : why am i still typing

[13:07:22] Mixtape:R : its' not like anyone will see this

[13:08:21] Mixtape:R : still

[13:08:29] Mixtape:R : why am i still typing

[13:09:09] Mixtape:R : is my sub concious wanting some one o read this afer getting on the chat

[13:09:31] Mixtape:R : eh i think ill post this
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Post by Leo on 1/24/2017, 10:57 am

[18:28:26] Leo joined the chat on Tue 24 Jan - 18:28

[18:30:06] * Leo bobs his head in

[18:35:43] * Leo waits patiently

[18:36:59] Leo : (though it's impossible to sit still)

[18:48:27] Leo : .

[18:56:39] Leo : alone Leo is alone
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Post by Pacific on 1/25/2017, 8:05 pm

[17:04:20] You are disconnected.

I did it guys. I did it. The exact minute and second. This is the real meaning of success.
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Post by Leo on 3/12/2017, 4:36 pm

[23:26:24] Leo joined the chat on Sun 12 Mar - 23:26
[23:29:06] Leo : It wasn't like this 2 years ago
[23:29:59] Leo : I remember logging on everyday and this chat box not being empty
[23:31:32] Leo : Like, not once did it grew cobwebs or moss from your forgotten sandwich from 2nd grade.
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