"Theres a hole in the world
Like a great black pit
And its filled with people
Who are filled with $#%&
And the vermin of the world
Inhabit it"
-Sweeney Todd

"i'll be your huckleberry" Doc Holiday

"Can argure with reason. Wle you can but...it's stupid."

-Sgt. Frog: Giroro

I became a criminal because I did not want to become a victim.

-Thomas 'Tommy' Angelo at the trial of Ennio Salieri.

Tis the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not venture all of his eggs into one basket.

Smashing it with a hammer won't make the answer 'yes'.

"mom can i have a boyfriend?"
"when pigs fly"
"ok,lets go oink-oink!,into the cannon!"

All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find, it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible... This, I did. - Nathan Drake

Possibly the most epic quote I have ever heard in my life.

"How come to humans, it's an abortion, but to chickens, it's an omelet?" -George Carlin

"Security is an attempt to try to make the universe static so that we feel safe." - Anne Wilson Schaef

"All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time." - Julie Andrews

"Nothing is more narrow-minded than chauvinism or race hatred. To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for all. No petty prejudices!" - Karl Kraus

"I would be a fool to deny my own abilities." - Julie Andrews

"Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery

"That's when you know you've found somebody really special: you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute and comfortably share silence." - Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction

"The only thing I fear more than change is no change. The business of being static makes me nuts." - Twyla Tharp

"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever; the goal is to make something that will." - Chuck Palahnuik

"A lot of parents will do anything for their kids except let them be themselves." - Banksy

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." - Ernest Hemingway

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things that they don't want to impress people that they don't like." - Will Smith

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, happy, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you."- Eminem

"Black is modest and arrogant at the same time. Black is lazy and easy - but mysterious. But above all black says this: “I don’t bother you - don’t bother me” - Yohji Yamamoto

"Best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one." - Charlie Sheen

And let be known from this day forward, I wanna just say thanks
Cause your hate is what gave me the strength
-Eminem

But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream
-Eminem