How I Became Crazy

(Playing football)

Bryan: Okay, (insert my name here), you run out for a pass

Me: Sure

Bryan:*throws pass*

Me:*Catches and starts running, only to get tackled* I CAN'T FEEL MY EARS!

Greg: What?

Bryan:I think you gave him a concussion

Me:I concure

Scenario of Epicness:

Me: Dad, put some kimichi sauce on it!
Dad: No, I've already got Singapore Mayfoon, barbeque meat, and soy sauce. If I added any more flavours my brain would explode from overload!
Me: But it would taste good!
Dad: What, my brain would?


My kewlest catchphrase (to me at least):
Your logic doesn't make sense.

My second kewlest catchphrase:
......I beg your pardon?

How I became insane:
My sister repeatedly irritating me to my breaking point, too many music theory lessons, and my very weird sense of humour.

I never became crazy I was born crazy.

Epic=

My dad: Do you know -

Me: The muffin man?

dad: the muffin man?

me: THE MUFFIN MAN!

dad: do you know the muffin man....who lives on drury lane?

and this all happened when he was about to ask me if I know the name of a song he heard on the radio.

Bri- See that picture, Kate?
Me- Yeaaaah
Bri- It has a Swatsika (sp?)
Me- Uh... That's a Star of David
Bri- That's what I said
Me- Not really

Everyone started laughing

LOL this one is awkward turtle's, but it was so hilarious I had to immortalize it.

"[00:22:59] Awkward Turtle : I grab the infirmary, eat it, and then shadow travel to the ambrosia."

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I win. Switched it on purpose

Did not. It's still like that in the arena.

here's a kasi moment of failure:

[12:20:14] @ Kasi : one sec kasi has pms

[12:20:20] @ Kendall : YOU HAVE PMS?

[12:20:24] @ Kendall : xDDDD

This ones from my bro! He doesn't have an account on here even though he likes the Percy Jackson books. He's to cool for this website. (As he would put it.)

'I'm so numb I can't fink...... hink....... pink........ tink....... think plate??? Is that it?????'

That's exactly what he said! He was outside and then he came back in to play video games. And now I'm affraid of smart board projectors. All the teachers at my school have smart boards.

[22:20:15] @ Rachel : THE DRAGON WILL BE REALEASED

[22:20:25] Allen : and?

[22:20:31] @ Rachel : AND THE DRAGON BANS PEOPLE

[22:20:33] Boreas : yes, r-e-l-e-a-s-e-d

[22:20:43] @ Rachel : ITS THE BANNING DRAGON- NO DUH

[22:20:45] Allen : from?

[22:20:58] @ Rachel : FROM THE CBOX

[22:21:07] @ Rachel : AND IT SENDS PMS TO KENDALL!!



no comment.

A funny thing in the chat box between Kasi, and my sis, Leah

Kasi: Sorry i took so long

Kasi: I had to pick up my room

Leah: Oh! Was it heavy?


^_^

My friend Kenya and I were talking and she was coloring a picture that she drew of a scorpion on a rose with a thorn border.

Kenya: -coloring- You know, I've been bit by a scorpion before...
Me: OMG, ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

That was EPIC FAIL.

This was a FAIL. It was at lunch with my friend Tatianna and Steven :p

Steven: I hate dances, this years is gonna be cheesy.
Tatianna: Yeah, at my school, we had this lap dance...(She meant to say Break Dance.)
Steven: WHAT!? A LAP DANCE!?
Me: O_O

FAIL.

lol
this was a between my friends... i'll call them A and B, for now.

A: Don't you think these forks are fancy? (Tries to open package of forks)
B: I don't know, they break a lot.
A: (Fork Snaps) ...Oh

It was really weird at the moment

Lol :p

Hmm...Oh, heres one. Me and my friend were walking to orchestra, when something happened.

Me: *nudges Dana hard over to the right* Oops
Dana: Oh yeah? *nudges Me hard to the left* Ooops :p
Me: Fine the. *nudges Dana, too hard to the right. Dana goes stumbling into the boys bathroom.* (The bathrooms had no doors xD Walk ins)
Me: Oh shoot! *cracks up laughing.*

A HAD TO BE THERE MOMENT.

This was at P.E With my friends, whom we will call Mary and Jen.

Jen: I wish the ball would come over here.
Mary: Yeah. I could catch it.
Me: Hey, have you heard the waffle song? (is bored in the outfield while playing kickball)
Jen: OH YEAH!
We all start singing it.
Ball flies over.
Hits Jen in the head.
Mary: Well, the ball came over.

It was weird

Today, my friend christian was tossing me a pencil and i shot my hand out of grab it and punched my spanish teacher in the crotch!! and my teacher is a guy!! so embarassing!! DX

i walk to my friend names tomothon (fake name i like) "GUTHIIIIX!!!! ORANGES!!!!!! BANANASSSSSS!!!!! im GREEN!!!"

This happened in orchestra class :p

Teacher: My pants keep falling off..*pulls up pants*
Steven: PANTS ON THE GROUND!

xD

Okay, my friend Lacy called me yesterday, and here was what she said:

Me: *picks up phone* Hello?
Lacy: Hi.
Me: Hi Lacy
Lacy: Are you there?
Me: Where?
Lacy: On the phone... oh

It was funny

This happened in orchestra.

Friend: My grandpa died yesterday.
Me: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Friend: He had a heart attack.
Me: Is he alright?
Friend: *headpalm*

It was funny, except for the fact that he died....

This actually happened on Facebook :p

Caleb: The dance was $7.00 dollars at the door, I'd rather buy a $5 dollar foot long at subway.
Me: Amen!

:p

[15:51:56] Evimero : hey rachel will you post {not here}

[15:52:24] * Rachel isn't alive right now. Come back later.

[00:06:46] Shadow has joined the chat on Sun 24 Jan 2010 - 0:06

[00:07:07] Allen dude has joined the chat on Sun 24 Jan 2010 - 0:07

[00:07:13] Allen dude : ello

[00:07:16] Allen dude : goodbye

[00:07:29] @ Shadow : wow

[00:07:53] @ Shadow : ello goodbye

[00:08:06] @ Shadow : you say hello

[00:08:11] @ Shadow : and i say good bye

[00:08:16] @ Shadow : you say yes

[00:08:23] @ Shadow : and i say no no no

[00:09:17] Allen dude is disconnected the Sun 24 Jan 2010 - 09:17



Shadow is me. this is on my site

BEATLES FTW