Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Junior Member Number of posts: 118 Age: 16 Registration date: 2009-12-25

This was on my friend (Bass)'s xmen site cb on christmas, i dont remember the words exactly, but...
Me: I GOTS GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ROSIN!!
Bass: Epic!
Bass: Wait, what if you use it and your bow glows in the dark?
Me: uhm...thats kinda the point...

Turtle why do your posts in here usually involve me?

Junior Member Number of posts: 279 Age: 14 Registration date: 2010-01-02

so my friend jdog0116 (i think thats his account) and i were skyping the other day. and his computer like, shorted out and shocked him, and his webcam was on, hes okay, and it was really funny.

EPIC FAIL.

Turtle's new character just called Cynder hot, then he jumped off his rainbow and ran away.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

Junior Member Number of posts: 279 Age: 14 Registration date: 2010-01-02

okay, like whoa

Dedicated Member Number of posts: 1155 Age: 12 Registration date: 2009-12-23

I read this on Youtube!

it took my arm!!!!!
-shows pic of leg missing-
Fail!

zarcam wrote:

OOC: and if i borught raging death from tartarus itself??? what then??

OH SNAP IT'S KENDALL wrote:

ooc: You can't do that.

FAILURE

________________
Kendall, Daughter of Ares
Rosalie, Daughter of Aphrodite
Claire, Daughter of Hecate
Archer, Son of Hecate
Stella, Daughter of Ouranos
Meagan, Daughter of Gaea
Aidan, Daughter of Pyriphlegethon
Tempest, Daughter of Aeolus
Nelly, Daughter of Apollo
Benji, Daughter of Kuk
Deja, Daughter of Odyne
Mason, Son of Hermes
Waldo, Son of Hermes
Terra, Daughter of Tiki
Lucy, Daughter of Somnus; First Cohort
Dorian, Legacy of Mefitis; Third Cohort

You power-play, I god-mod. (Switching "god-mod" with "power-play" works too.)

Haha if anyone was being raging death, it would be Thanatos killing the charrie that shot rainbows at his daughter XDDD

oh wait... haha edit:

zarcam wrote:

an alarm blares " this is and automatic alert message, leave now or feel death in such a way, you will die"

Junior Member Number of posts: 279 Age: 14 Registration date: 2010-01-02

"kesi, pick a side or get the hades out of here, epic batlle if you can see"

OOC: awkward epicness stop

classic me

zarcam wrote:

OOC: she still never had it, stewpid

Insulting me, eh? XD

________________
Kendall, Daughter of Ares
Rosalie, Daughter of Aphrodite
Claire, Daughter of Hecate
Archer, Son of Hecate
Stella, Daughter of Ouranos
Meagan, Daughter of Gaea
Aidan, Daughter of Pyriphlegethon
Tempest, Daughter of Aeolus
Nelly, Daughter of Apollo
Benji, Daughter of Kuk
Deja, Daughter of Odyne
Mason, Son of Hermes
Waldo, Son of Hermes
Terra, Daughter of Tiki
Lucy, Daughter of Somnus; First Cohort
Dorian, Legacy of Mefitis; Third Cohort

You power-play, I god-mod. (Switching "god-mod" with "power-play" works too.)

(This is real life)
Fias: Hey ******(my name that your to uncool to know) did you know in Assassin's Creed 2 that-
Me: STOP SPOILER ALERT!
Fias: I was just going to tell you that-
Me: SHUT UP!
Fias: But-
Me: SHUT! UP!
Fias: Fine I won't tell you then!
Me: GOOD!
Fias: Please let me tell you!
Me: NOOOOOOOOO! Now go beat it so I can borrow it!
Fias:We're in school!
Me:Excuses........
And I'm still waiting to borrow it........

Loyal Member Number of posts: 4246 Age: 13 Registration date: 2009-12-09

[21:29:01] @ Rachel : > Very Happy

[21:29:02] Romanov57 : /me's chiken runs in terror
[21:29:08] Romanov57 : CRAP!
[21:29:12] @ Rachel : lol!!!

I Wasn't in it, but its a fail.

You forgot the dragon eating him... classic

Dedicated Member Number of posts: 1155 Age: 12 Registration date: 2009-12-23

this is something from C-box.(you can read it if you highlight Allen's)

[20:57:30] Deox : * Deox jumps into a crate holding a thousand drakon
[20:58:03] Allen : /hide
[20:58:09] Allen : dang
[20:58:26] Allen : /hide .....
[20:58:28] Deox : * Deox gets eaten
[20:58:33] Allen : fail

Loyal Member Number of posts: 4246 Age: 13 Registration date: 2009-12-09

[01:04:19] Allen : Because if you will be 18 in college... <------ My fail
[01:04:25] Allen : i mean
[01:04:30] Jovan : no thats not true
[01:04:33] Allen : high school
[01:04:54] Allen : then you should be studying
[01:05:08] Allen : if you are failing that much
[01:05:27] Jovan : im not failing at all
[01:05:28] Allen : to be able to drive anywhere in high school
[01:05:34] Allen : yeah right
[01:05:42] Allen : im going to leave
[01:05:46] Allen : i hate liars
[01:05:50] Jovan : if you have your lisence <---- Spelled wrong, Fail

Kid says he will be 18 in high school, most of my bros friends and him will be 18 in college. and the kid says he isn't failing. i grade this as a fail.

Allen, most normally-tracked people turn 18 during their senior year.

So, therefore, you fail ENTIRELY.

Plus, i read the whole thing. Archives. You were extremely rude.

Wow...

WOW A FAIL HAS BEEN CREATED IN THE TOPIC FOR EPIC FAILS!

This has reached a new level... LIMA BEAN FAIL.

Loyal Member Number of posts: 4246 Age: 13 Registration date: 2009-12-09

[21:10:29] * Allen killes stuart little (stuart)
[21:10:36] Allen : kills*
[21:10:39] Stuart35 : HEY
[21:10:44] Stuart35 : THATS HOW I GOT MY NAME YOU KNOW
[21:10:51] Stuart35 : Stuart Little

ITS FUNNY!!!!

Allen what do you have against Stuart?! You just self-failed again.

Elite Staff Member Number of posts: 7354 Age: 16 Registration date: 2009-12-29

ok so here's the setting: my friend and i were playing around a few years back and i was over at his house and to me this is a fail on both parts.

Me: hey here's directions to my house. <--- my fail part 1(mind you we were playing a game)
Him: ok cool so we can go to your house? <--- his fail(he's talking about my reall house)
Me: *silence* <---my fail part 2
both: *walks down the street to my house*

We have a coupon that expires 1/32/10. You read it right, don't worry. FAIL.

We have a coupon that expires 1/32/10. You read it right, don't worry. FAIL.

Senior Member Number of posts: 1952 Age: 16 Registration date: 2009-12-05

Dedicated Member Number of posts: 1007 Age: 15 Registration date: 2009-10-31

okay this is weird
me; * walk in gym
friend: do you know that they're saying that you have a crush on * *
me: What!!!!
friend; yeah they are saying
me' I do not HAVE A CRUSH ON * *

okay the thing is that the non capital words are whispered and that people had unreal but they thought real proof

Elite Staff Member Number of posts: 7354 Age: 16 Registration date: 2009-12-29

i will never get why people decide to spread rumors... they will never amount to much of anything

Fellow student: "PUT ON PANTS ON THE GROUND!"
Teach: "I don't get that song. Why are people unintelligent enough to watch it?"

Fail. Just fail. That song is awesome.