Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Elite Staff Member Number of posts: 7356 Age: 16 Registration date: 2009-12-29

it is awesome Very Happy

Unintelligent enough to WATCH the song?

A fail unto itself XD

EDIT: In order not to double post, I'm editing this in.

[15:09:24] @ Mary Seuss : It's the gods' fault
[15:09:33] * Mary Seuss gets hit by lighting
[15:09:36] @ Mary Seuss : AH
[15:09:50] @ Rachel : lol!!
[15:09:54] @ Rachel : lighting
[15:09:59] @ Rachel : what an evil lamp

I think Mary ment lightning XD

EDIT: another one XD

[22:15:07] @ Kendall : but not toss him into the lake
[22:15:07] @ Rachel : theyll just throw him in the lake

[01:36:49] @ Rachel : one of the stole brothers...

[01:36:51] Evimero : lol that might work too

[01:36:57] @ Rachel : *stoll

[01:36:59] @ Rachel : ZOMG

[01:37:00] Evimero : uh no

[01:37:08] @ Rachel : I JUST REALIZEDITS A PUN

[01:37:14] Evimero : WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[01:37:18] @ Rachel : STOLE AND STOLL

[01:37:21] Evimero : PERCY SAYS HE MADE A JOKE

[01:37:24] @ Rachel : LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[01:37:29] Evimero : IN THE BOOK

[01:37:33] @ Helios : XD

[01:37:39] Evimero : HE SAID HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY STOLL AND HERMES

[01:37:48] Evimero : MAJOR FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

[01:37:55] @ Rachel : im dumb remember?

-_-

You forgot brain fail.

[03:21:06] @ Rachel : bran overload
[03:21:10] @ Rachel : *brain
[03:21:12] @ Rachel : oh wow
[03:21:17] @ Rachel : epic fail
[03:21:30] @ Rachel : bran Rolling Eyes

Experienced Member Number of posts: 7016 Registration date: 2009-12-26

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. Just wow.

[20:17:45] The Guy Everyone Hates : im posting in the NOYB topic

[20:18:30] Jovan : which topic is that?

[20:19:03] The Guy Everyone Hates : im also posting in the "gosh you're gullible" topic

[20:19:44] Jovan : ya wheres that

[21:01:34] @ Chenion : i gotz ta go...cya pplz
[21:01:42] Chenion has been kicked by Chenion
[21:01:43] The Guy Everyone Hates : im gonna put that in the epicness topic thing
[21:01:59] The Guy Everyone Hates : Chenion, actually sing out from now on >.<
[21:02:01] @ Rachel : lol
[21:02:04] @ Rachel : byeeeeeee
[21:02:07] @ Rachel : SING OUT

XDDD

[15:16:53] @ Bleach : i gots a chb shirt!!

[15:17:28] Beginning And The End : NICE!!!

[15:17:35] Beginning And The End : IS IT ORANGE?!

[15:18:08] The Guy Everyone Hates : no

[15:18:12] The Guy Everyone Hates : its blue

[15:18:15] The Guy Everyone Hates : DUH

[15:19:40] Beginning And The End : Stupid, IT SHOULD BE ORANGE!!!

[15:20:54] The Guy Everyone Hates : IM BEING SARCASTIC

CHB shirt, orange? Never . .

Loyal Member Number of posts: 2882 Age: 13 Registration date: 2009-09-29

I'm not sure if this counts but.... this happened today with my friend alex

Alex: "aren't you excited about the super bowl!!!!!"

Me: "OMG! YEAH TOATALLY!!!!!!!"

Alex: "go saints!!!! woo!!!!"

me: "who's playing?"

Lol I have no idea who's in the superbowl ^_^ I epically fail.

But not more so than the idiot popular crowd at my school. Here's what's happened at lunch this week.... True story.

Monday:
Me: *reading at the lunch table*
Sara: Are you gonna watch the fight tomarrow?
Me: No. It's stupid and pointless. *reads more*
*suddenly most of the 7th grade runs the the center of the room*
Me: What the?
*crowd disperses*
Sara: *sits back down* There was almost a fight!

Tuesday: (The FAIL)
Me: *reading again*
Alex (she's a girl): Rachel are you going to watch the fight today?
Me: No.
Sara: *running over* It's gonna start!
*whole 7th grade and teachers run outside, leaving me alone*
Me: EPIC FAIL!
*entire 7th grade trudges back in*
Sara: *sits down* WORST. FIGHT. EVER.
Me: Why?
Sara: The teachers knocked them down.

Wednesday: (The EPIC FAIL)
Me: *still reading*
Sara: Rachel you're so weird
Me: Why?
Sara: You just read all the time
Angela: What's wrong with reading?
Sara: *shrugs*
*yet again, everyone suddenly runs outside AGAIN*
Me: -_-
*everyone walks back in, dissappointed*
Me: ^_^
*eveyone runs back out again*
Me: o.O
(this cycle repeats twice)
Me: WHAT THE FUDGE?!
Sara: *sits down* That SUCKED.
Me: It's kinda obvious there's a fight when the whole school runs over... *goes back to reading*

Thursday: (Today, the consequences)
Teachers: REMAIN AT THE TABLES! DO NOT GET UP! DO NOT TALK!
Me: But I need to use the-
Teacher: SILENCE OR DETENTION!!!!!!
Me: Sad

(never gotten detention, not gonna start now)
James: THIS IS GAY!
Teachers: >.<

The moral of the story: popular people fight others to be more popular, and their inflated egos end up ruining people's lives.

Loyal Member Number of posts: 2882 Age: 13 Registration date: 2009-09-29

lol I like thursday.

That is just irony playing with Murphy to create cataclysmic events of epic failure. Sad

Loyal Member Number of posts: 4246 Age: 13 Registration date: 2009-12-09

[00:12:02] bobica : people yeah
[00:12:33] bobica : hi
[00:12:39] bobica : avvveng me
[00:13:14] bobica : hhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllooooooooooooo
[00:14:21] The Guy Everyone Hates : i think i shall say nothing to leave you in suspense
[00:14:28] * The Guy Everyone Hates zips it.
[00:15:01] * bobica is disconnected on thu feb 04, 2010 9:08 pm <------ Wasn't red lol
[00:15:12] The Beginning And The End : lol

Loyal Member Number of posts: 2882 Age: 13 Registration date: 2009-09-29

oh wow

iiNFAMOUS104 wrote:

I Come In And Grab A Bite.I Stole It Though.Who Cares Those Idiots Cant Hurt Me

That's what he said before he was banned.

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Senior Member Number of posts: 1952 Age: 16 Registration date: 2009-12-05

Niicee...
Here's an epic fail on chat with my Starpie. We were posting together:

Me: POST!!!
Starpie: I did
Me: ll
Starpie: LL? WHAT?!?
Me: CRAP! I MEAN, KK!!! EPIC FAIL!
Starpie: Nice. LL.

It was so dumb of me.

Junior Member Number of posts: 118 Age: 16 Registration date: 2009-12-25

The other day I got my US history test review back and apparently I forgot to finish one question: What were the main parties in the election of 1800 and how did their views differ? The Democrtic-Republicans, who thought they were saving the nation from monarchy and oppression, and the Federalists, who thought

Senior Member Number of posts: 1952 Age: 16 Registration date: 2009-12-05

So, I had just sent out this 'How girlie are you' quiz to my friends, and I was chatting with my friend Hazel (not her real name.) then I failed...

Hazel: im taking the girl quiz thing
me: buce
LOL
i mean nice

I colored my hand during math today . .

And when i got home . .

Mom: "What did you do to your hand?"

Me: "Colored on it."

Mom: "And haven't I told you not to?"

Me: "Not frequently."

Mom: "Do i need to tell you everyday at the age of 15?"

Me: "Umm . .no."

Loyal Member Number of posts: 2882 Age: 13 Registration date: 2009-09-29

lol thats a very elaborate drawing

Experienced Member Number of posts: 6569 Age: 15 Registration date: 2009-07-19

My friend was trying to see how long she could hold her breathe.

Friend: OK, start counting! Very Happy

Me: Ug. . . .fine

Friend: GO!

ME: FINE! . . .1 sugar plum fairy...2 sugar plum fairy.....

Sugar plum fairy XD

EDIT: SUPER FAIL

[19:44:31] A freind : THATS ILLIGAL IN 51 DIFFERENT STATES
[19:44:40] @ Romanov57 : ...
[19:44:48] @ Romanov57 : there r only 50 states
[19:44:49] @ Rachel : THERES ONLY 50 STATES
[19:44:50] Peter Pan : if you mean non-us states, sure
[19:44:53] @ Rachel : FAAAAIL
[19:45:01] Peter Pan : there are non-us states
[19:45:06] Peter Pan : SO YOU ALL FAIL
[19:45:12] @ Rachel : not 51 of them XD
[19:45:18] Peter Pan : *U.S.
[19:45:19] @ Rachel : in one country
[19:45:20] @ Romanov57 : ...
[19:45:22] Helios : lol
[19:45:24] Peter Pan : did he say that?
[19:45:27] @ Rachel : faaail
[19:45:27] A freind : NO THERE IS 51 US STATES
[19:45:29] Peter Pan : no he didnt
[19:45:36] @ Rachel : LOL
[19:45:39] Peter Pan : COSTA RICA DOESNT COUNT
[19:45:40] Kimimae : what? I'm Miss Oblivious!
[19:45:44] @ Rachel : SEE TURTLE? IT IS A FAIL

Loyal Member Number of posts: 2882 Age: 13 Registration date: 2009-09-29

This is part of a convo with me friend heather

Heather: OMG!
me: what?
Heather: THE BRITISH IS COMING! THE BRITISH IS COMING!
(jk)
me: OH NOZ!
Heather: hide!
me: wait. we is british

(here's more cause i feel like showing you))

me: QUICK GO WARN THE PRESIDANT!
Heather: sorry, i lost the phone number
me: what eva will we do now!
Heather: i'll run there!
me: ok!
quick! quick go!
Heather: sorry, but the second i wrote that i broke my legs
no, yes my dear, it is horrible
me: what did the doctor say?
is it your baby or his?
Heather:
he said that the baby looks EXACTLY like you
me: so its not your baby?
its mine!!!!
heather: you were with my boyfriend!
oh no!!!!!
we need to talk.......
me: i deny!

(then heather left because she had to get ready for school)

Heheheheheh epic winnnn...

So my P.E class was playing Flag Tag while sitting on square-shaped scooters. As usual it was boys vs. girls -_- So the girls "voted" for me to go on the attack and steal all the boys' flags. GAH. So I had to stupidly just roll intothe middle of the room, and the whole other team surrounded me. That's the FAIL part. The EPIC part was that I freaking used my awesometacular reflexes to take half their flags, escape, and not lose any of mine ^_^

EPIC WIN. I HAVE DEMIGOD SKILLS.

Loyal Member Number of posts: 2882 Age: 13 Registration date: 2009-09-29