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Post by Alfred F. Jones on 8/10/2011, 9:19 pm

TROLOLOL I like your friend.
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Post by mewmew on 8/12/2011, 4:07 pm

this happened while i was walking to pe.

Madison: *nudges me hard into the wall.*
me: *Nudges her back*
madison: *nudges back*
me: im across the hall by now because she is trying to avoid me and i come charging twards he to nudge her back again and this kid comes between us and i end up nudging him into her and her into a classroom full of kids who have already started class.


epic fail
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on 8/16/2011, 11:21 am

[18:09:13] @ Man in the Yellow Hat : I'm just oging to have to say, the bad guy in Cars 2 has a wonderful british accident
[18:09:19] @ Man in the Yellow Hat : *accent

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Post by Meghan Urie on 8/18/2011, 5:09 pm

Just happened right now.
I cracked my thumb and I said,"Ow my foot."
...I just dont know...
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Post by Milocross on 8/21/2011, 2:02 pm

This was during lunch the other day.

Me: *tries to put a carrot in Quacky's drink*
Quacky: *takes the carrot* Take it (insert my name here)
Me: No you touched it!
Quacky: So?
Me: YOU'RE HAND IS GROSS
Quacky: Ben take the carrot.
Ben: No.
Quacky: take it.
Ben: No its hers *points to me*
Quacky: Take the carrot.
Me: NO its Ben's!
Ben: No its hers.
Quacky: Ben you're eating carrots, take it.
Ben: No.
Quacky: Take it!
Ben: NO.
Quacky: *eats the carrot* can i eat it?
Me: You ate it before he said anything....
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on 8/26/2011, 1:16 pm

[20:15:21] @ Kai Fisher : cameron likes red velvet cake
[20:15:21] Tubbington : cameron likes red velvet cake
[20:15:26] @ Kai Fisher : jennifer approves
[20:15:28] Tubbington : HOLY SHIIIIIIIII
[20:15:37] @ Kai Fisher : WOAH
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Post by Kat The Reject on 8/26/2011, 1:46 pm

Me: *Sleeping*



Winkie: *SCREAMING*



Me: *Wakes up* "Winkie what the crap!? *Goes into the hall and sees Winkie holding a broom.*



Winkie: "Okay, you cheep baster**! Come out wherever you is at!"



My brother: *Walks out of the bathroom.*



Winkie: *Screams and starts hitting my brother with the broom.*



Brother: "WINKIE! IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME! THERE'S NO BURGLER IN THE HOUSE!"



Winkie: "NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES!" *Keeps hitting my brother*



Me: *Laughs and goes back to bed.*
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Winkieface101 on 8/26/2011, 5:37 pm

[17:36:45] Winkieface101 : NO

[17:36:45] Winkieface101 : NO

[17:36:47] Winkieface101 : NO!!!!!

[17:36:57] Winkieface101 : FINGER PRINTS ALL OVER THE SCREEEENNN!

[17:37:00] Winkieface101 : AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!



(later on)



[17:52:56] @ Winry Elric : e

[17:53:00] Tubbington : My uncle just got into Pottermore.

[17:53:05] Winkieface101 : ooh i got this

[17:53:08] Winkieface101 : x

[17:53:09] Winkieface101 : p

[17:53:09] Winkieface101 : e

[17:53:10] Winkieface101 : t

[17:53:19] Winkieface101 : DARNTI!

[17:53:22] Winkieface101 : *DARNIT!

[17:53:35] @ Winry Elric : LOL
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by pilot on 8/26/2011, 7:19 pm

this happened years ago but I was just reminded about it

me- Hey Sarah run into my fist, *holds up fist*
my sister- Ok. *runs into my fist and starts crying*
me-*laughs*
my sister- you punched me!!!!
me no you punched yourself!!!!!!


my sister was five and I was ten, I'm a horrible person XD
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by Alfred F. Jones on 8/29/2011, 2:48 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FAOjWm2Y9Y

you should probably watch the glee version first haha

EDIT:
oh my god the epic topic split
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Post by Milocross on 8/29/2011, 6:09 am

[05:49:11] Eeyore joined the chat on Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:49 am
[05:53:11] Eeyore : .
[05:58:16] Eeyore : Raewr
[05:58:18] Eeyore : *Rawr
[05:58:23] Eeyore : People come in...... nnnnnnnooooooooow
[05:58:25] Eeyore : Now
[05:58:27] Eeyore : NOOOOOOW
[05:58:32] Eeyore : God damnit
[05:58:40] Eeyore : Well... im early and nobody's here...
[05:58:43] Eeyore : ITS PARTY TIME
[05:58:54] * Eeyore gets the disco and dances
[05:59:12] * Eeyore drinks pepsi in slow motion. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEAH"
[06:01:28] * Eeyore keeps dancing...
[06:01:30] Eeyore : /
[06:01:35] Eeyore : Stupid enter
[06:01:41] * Eeyore eventually stops dancing...
[06:01:43] Eeyore : Geh.
[06:02:08] * Eeyore plays with the lab equipment in the science room thats randomly in the c-box because the c-box is now school.
[06:03:29] * Eeyore drops and breaks a beaker
[06:03:33] Eeyore : UH OH SPAGHETTIO\
[06:03:47] * Eeyore picks up all the broken glass and puts it in the trash
[06:04:18] * Eeyore bullied at school then goes to the corner crying. "I HATE IT HERE."
[06:04:28] Eeyore : What in gods name am I doing...



This is why my mom never leaves me home alone.
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Post by Meghan Urie on 8/29/2011, 5:44 pm

These happened in school so i will put usernames (yes the person i know IRL is on the site).

So we were in gym playing Matball (its like base/softball with your feet) and when someone kicked the ball his shoe went flying off his foot and with the ball. And when he got to 1st base he called time out to get his shoe back.

and

*In history class*
Teacher: ...So they could've put dead fish in as fertilzer.
Whole class: Ew
Teacher: Well as long as it tasted good and had food! They had to do it to survive!
amywerewolf2398: It might taste like fish but who cares? (Forget exactly what she said)
Me: *Only loud enough for her to hear* It might taste a little fishy! *for some reason both of us start laughing*

BA DUM TISS!! (I thought that too)
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Post by Skyler on 8/30/2011, 1:21 am

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Post by pilot on 8/30/2011, 6:29 pm

This happened this morning with my mom and my sister(luvpuppy). (gonna use my user name)



mom-Pilot bring down the dirty clothes from the hallway.

me-kay *walks down to the basement* Here!

mom- Pilot, the clothes

me-yeah there right here, *I looked down at my empty hands.* Oh

mom-Go get the clothes!

me-ok, ok chill ur bones!!!!

*walks upstairs and picks up basket of dirty clothes*

luvpuppy-*sitting on her bed*HI!!!!

me-hi

luvpuppy-hi!

me-what do you want?

luvpuppy-nuffin

me-okkkkk

luvpuppy-i jus woke up

me-I see

luvpuppy-*bangs head on pillow* I feel all funny

me-ok......

luvpuppy-*starts giggling like an idiot*

me-*walks back down to the basment and leaves the clothes next to the washer*



more proof to how werid my family is -_-
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Post by Winkieface101 on 8/30/2011, 9:18 pm

Me: Hey Kat, can I borrow your camara?



Kat: *Puts down her book* Whyyy??



Me: So I can take pictures at my date tonight.



Kat: Nooo....



Me: Why!?




Kat: Because if your boyfriend sees pictures of you and your X-boyfriends kissing fish on 'your' camara then what do you think will happen?



Me: *Sigh* Whatever.
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Post by SonofChaos on 8/30/2011, 9:21 pm

Wow winkie thats amazing lol

Me: What Kind Of pizza we getting mom???

Mom: I already told you, were getting pasta

Me:... I totally knew that
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Post by Winkieface101 on 8/30/2011, 9:24 pm

SoC, that's amazing! LOLOLOL.



My mom: Winkie!



Me: *Runs downstars* Whaaaaacha wan? *Trips because I just woke up*



Mom: Erm...nevermind.


And today, I called Pilot on the phone to ask her if she was going to youth group. (A thing for teens at my church) Youth group is o Wensday night.

Me: Hey Pilot. It's Winkie. Are you coming to youth group tonight?

Pilot: Umm...Winkie. Tight is Tuesday...and I'm going on vacation tomorrow night.

Me: Oh...then I guess this call was kinda......piontless.
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Post by pilot on 8/30/2011, 9:50 pm

lolz i was gonna put that up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and you spelled tonight as Tight:

lol
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by TheEyeofHorus on 8/31/2011, 3:54 pm

[15:49:45] CHBmate : i want to Post
[15:49:52] In_His_Eyes : ill have to use emma
[15:49:58] CHBmate : but my one charrie is waiting for LAURINA!
[15:50:00] In_His_Eyes : sorry CHBD:
[15:50:15] In_His_Eyes : she is 14
[15:50:18] CHBmate : and the other 2 well kendall did not approve them yet :( meanie!
[15:50:19] In_His_Eyes : where?
[15:50:34] CHBmate : jk i love you kendall <3
[15:50:35] CHBmate : <3
[15:50:47] CHBmate : just incase she is watching.....
[15:50:52] SonofChaos : Ok imma bring my Austrian charrie (:
[15:51:03] CHBmate : wait if he was watching does that mean she saw me on the potty
[15:51:06] CHBmate : O.o
[15:51:37] In_His_Eyes : SHE sees and knows all
[15:51:44] In_His_Eyes : kenny is a girl
[15:52:05] In_His_Eyes : mmk where chaos
[15:52:09] SonofChaos : Fail.... And courtyard
[15:52:16] CHBmate : O.O
[15:52:21] In_His_Eyes : xD and ok
[15:52:22] CHBmate : she saw me on the potty
[15:52:28] CHBmate : ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


lol i thought this was funny :)

I am WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Kendall on 8/31/2011, 8:47 pm

CHBmate wrote:[15:49:45] CHBmate : i want to Post
[15:49:52] In_His_Eyes : ill have to use emma
[15:49:58] CHBmate : but my one charrie is waiting for LAURINA!
[15:50:00] In_His_Eyes : sorry CHBD:
[15:50:15] In_His_Eyes : she is 14
[15:50:18] CHBmate : and the other 2 well kendall did not approve them yet :( meanie!
[15:50:19] In_His_Eyes : where?
[15:50:34] CHBmate : jk i love you kendall <3
[15:50:35] CHBmate : <3
[15:50:47] CHBmate : just incase she is watching.....
[15:50:52] SonofChaos : Ok imma bring my Austrian charrie (:
[15:51:03] CHBmate : wait if he was watching does that mean she saw me on the potty
[15:51:06] CHBmate : O.o
[15:51:37] In_His_Eyes : SHE sees and knows all
[15:51:44] In_His_Eyes : kenny is a girl
[15:52:05] In_His_Eyes : mmk where chaos
[15:52:09] SonofChaos : Fail.... And courtyard
[15:52:16] CHBmate : O.O
[15:52:21] In_His_Eyes : xD and ok
[15:52:22] CHBmate : she saw me on the potty
[15:52:28] CHBmate : ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


lol i thought this was funny :)

I am WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... How dare you assume things about me. Detention for 459689 years and no approval. D:<

lololol
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Re: Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

Post by TheEyeofHorus on 8/31/2011, 9:00 pm

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooo

haha it was a joke kenny :)
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Post by Winkieface101 on 8/31/2011, 9:51 pm

lol, rach.
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on 9/5/2011, 2:53 am

i made a graphic based off a fic i was reading

introducing fora

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Post by Kat The Reject on 9/5/2011, 1:51 pm

Me: Ow!!!


My mom: What?



Me: It hurts!!!!



My mom: What hurts?



Me: TRYING TO DO THIS MATH PROBLEM!!!
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Post by Dorkette on 9/6/2011, 8:35 pm

Me; "Dad, you know nana's trying to get me to go out with my like 5th or so cousin or whatever now, right?"
Dad; "Did you tell her you aren't allowed to date?"
Me;"...And you say nothing on the cousin part?"
Dad; le shrug.
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