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Post by pilot on 9/6/2011, 8:41 pm

dis happened ten seconds ago between my mom and dad



dad-*writes something down on what he thinks is a scrap of paper*

mom-DONT WRITE ON THAT

dad-why?

mom_ITS A LIBRARY BOOK

dad-oh

mom-AWW GREAT!!!!!!

dad-just wipe it off.

mom yeah sinse when can you wipe ink off a book

dad-*grabs something and wipes it off* sinse just now

me *cracks up laughing*

mom-Rachel shut up!!!

me-*narrows eyes and tries to stop laughing*



now my moms insitsting that the inks still there even though its not. -_-
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Post by Haiden on 9/6/2011, 9:45 pm

my mom wanted my ice cream but she didn't want to admit it.

Me: *eating my ice cream sundae*
Mom: ....D-Do you want to eat all of that?
Me: ..Yeah.
Mom: You sure?
Me: ...Yes.
Mom:
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Post by Athenarox14 on 9/7/2011, 7:57 pm

So I was emailing my sister, and we were having an emoticon contest to see who can email the other person the most emoticons, and I emailed her about 500 poop emoticons...lol
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Post by Dorkette on 9/7/2011, 8:00 pm

"Just...strangle them...with...a...spoon...'
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Post by pilot on 9/7/2011, 10:03 pm

this just happened........



mom-Rachel get off the computer at ten thirty and shut it down and turn out the lights before you come upstairs

me-kay..........

mom-*leaves the room* goodnight *turns off the lights*

me-MOM!!!!

mom-What?

me-THE LIGHTS TURN EM BACK ON!!!!!

mom-oops sorry forgot you were in there

me-really, I'm that easy to forget about?

mom-........whatever.......sorry

me-you didn't answer the question!!

mom-goodnight!

me-*facepalms*



proof of how my mom forgets im alive.............-_-
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on 9/14/2011, 12:28 pm

PHONE SEES ANOTHER PHONE WEARING GLASSES:

Phone: Why are you wearing glasses?

Phone wearing glasses: I lost all my contacts.

*BA DUM TSS*
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Post by Dolorous Edd on 9/18/2011, 8:18 am

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Post by Haiden on 9/20/2011, 8:12 am

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Post by Dorkette on 9/20/2011, 4:39 pm

"You're more confusing that Zuko attacking Aang after he became good."
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Post by Arik on 9/21/2011, 2:29 am

[00:28:27] Master Aqua : I wish humans didn't have to sleep
[00:28:34] @ Sam Benson : ^that
[00:28:40] @ Sam Benson : YOU SHOULD BECOME A CULLEN
[00:28:51] Master Aqua : No
[00:29:06] Master Aqua : I prefer my life without sparkles, thank you very much
[00:29:17] @ Sam Benson : XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[00:29:22] @ Sam Benson : omg dying
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Post by Piper on 9/21/2011, 12:16 pm

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[12:14:13] DaughterOfZeus120 : AND THEY ALL SCREAMED HOTDOGS!.


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Post by Fern Wells on 9/23/2011, 4:23 pm

The bird that fly's too fast, doesn't see the window. That's what my mom says. Then I ran into a window. Now she says I'm birdbrained....
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Post by -KittyKat13- on 9/24/2011, 12:20 am

Teacher: And we'll be visiting the theater for our field trip with the 8th grade.
-Continues talking about theater.-

Me: What play will we get to see?

Teacher- We'll be seeing-

Other guy in my class: Wait- Where will we eat!?!


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Post by Stuart35 on 9/27/2011, 4:25 pm

So we were on a bus for Marching Band heading to a "Festival of Bands." Halfway through the ride, some old man in an old car passes, and somebody says...

"Look at the old man driving that low rider. He's so old, he's got wrinkles on his wrinkles!"

It was a "You had to be there moment."
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on 9/30/2011, 4:10 pm

perfection
i want him to be my puppy



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Post by Piper on 9/30/2011, 4:45 pm

Ok, so me and my sister were sitting in the living room. I am quietly reading my book and she turns up her ipod so its blasting.

Sis: *starts singing* CODY SIMPSON IS AWESOME!
Me: Cody Simpson's face looks like someone put it in a blender then tried to glue it back together.
Sis: *Grabs book and wacks me in the head*

Here's another one:

I was sitting in detention with a couple of other kids.

Random girl: Let's start a band!
Me- This isn't Lemonade Mouth, hun


Its a you had to be there sort of thing.
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Post by Kat The Reject on 9/30/2011, 9:30 pm

Me: I NEED HELP!!!!!!!

Mom: What?

Me: I NEED HELP!!!!!!

Mom: What's wrong!?

Me: MATH SUCKS...AND I SUCK AT IT!
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Post by Haiden on 10/1/2011, 9:11 am

I just love reading comments about the iPhone 5.

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Post by Four on 10/1/2011, 11:19 am

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Post by Alfred F. Jones on 10/1/2011, 11:22 am

Haiden wrote:I just love reading comments about the iPhone 5.

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Post by Mango on 10/1/2011, 12:38 pm

EPIC FAIL MOMENT!

I was walking to my English class and my friend he falls into step behind me.
He goes, "So Savvy what are you doing for homecoming?"
Me-"Nothing" and the conversation goes that direction for a while
I not paying attention tells my friend bye after he walks away. My other friend walks up next to me and says, "Sav, you know he just asked you to home coming right?"

AND I HADN'T"T SAW THAT COMING IN THE CONVERSATION!

:!:
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Post by Dorkette on 10/1/2011, 1:09 pm

I just held This Is Not A Book over my head for 45 minutes, and 48.76seconds. Beat that one.
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Post by Arik on 10/10/2011, 1:11 am

[23:07:10] @ Seddie is Canon : http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqezxgElEp1qj1kjio1_500.jpg
[23:08:15] korbin57 : Ima Go to Bed
[23:08:19] korbin57 : Cya Guys
[23:08:24] korbin57 : PEASH!
[23:08:26] UnicornDraconis : Later Korbin.
[23:08:28] @ Seddie is Canon : bye
[23:08:51] UnicornDraconis : ARIK. VOLDEMORT IS A LONG LOST DISTANT RELATIVE.
[23:08:54] UnicornDraconis : OMG.
[23:09:02] UnicornDraconis : He must be Kenny's long lost husband.
[23:09:09] UnicornDraconis : IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
[23:09:53] @ Seddie is Canon : :O
[23:09:58] @ Seddie is Canon : IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
[23:10:24] Michael Aranda : oh god
[23:10:29] @ Seddie is Canon : IT MAKES SENSE OH MY GOSH
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Post by Kat The Reject on 10/10/2011, 3:21 pm

My friend: Kat...I think I like someone...

Me: Oh my gosh! Who!? : D

My friend: *Sighs and grabs a pillow*

Me: Come on. Tell me!!!!

My friend: *Sigh* Nick Jonas.

Both: *Burst out laughing.*



Then later that day.

Me: MY MOM HAD A BABY!!!

My friend: Wait really!?

Me: Yeah! ME!

Everyone in the room: *Facepalm*
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Post by Theseus12 on 10/21/2011, 6:30 am

i have 2 blonde sisters(identical), and they complain they can't go anywhere without being asked. so i said "Well next time someone asks, say 'i was brushing my hair at school when she jumped from a mirror and followed me home... then mom said i have to keep it'

mom was telling me for the 375th time about welders in demand, and i fessed my disinterest in it. she gave me an ok with just a hint of reproach, and i told her she was trying to push me into it, like that ok said(i saidthis toher face)the ok said, huh, ok, you wanna see what happens when you put a brick in a blender-- i couldn't finish.
my mom was laughing too hard
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